Beetiful designed the box set image for Single Wide Female Holiday Bundle by Lillianna Blake. Single Wide Female Holiday Bundle includes 4 books: My Valentine’s Day, St. Paddy’s Day Disaster, A Bunny Tale and Sammy’s Christmas List.
My Valentine’s Day
Days I hate: dentists days, windy days that play havoc with my hair, that day that comes round every month with it’s migraine gift and eh, Valentine’s Day.
Well, I don’t really hate Valentine’s Day. I just hate the fact that it always coincides with the times that I am boyfriend-free. Then again, Valentine’s Day would probably say that applies to 364 other days of the year too. That’s another reason why I don’t like Valentine’s Day, it always has a smart answer.
So Mister Valentine’s Day, (it has to be a Mister as it’s so annoying and has a smart mouth) I’m going to show you. I don’t need a man to show me that I’m loved. I’m going out shopping, I’m going out for dinner, and I’m going to show the world how much I love me.
And chocolate. I really love chocolate.
So, I’m having a day for me and my one true love and there’s nothing you can do to stop me. Chocolate fountain – here I come!
St. Paddy’s Day Disaster
Desperation stages – I need a date. Any date will do – even a blind date, that’s how bad things have got for me. So along comes St Paddy’s Day – and along comes an invitation, but not just from any old guy. I’m finally gonna meet Blue, the one person who’s been reading (and commenting) on every blog post I’ve ever written.
A costume party – I love costume parties and with this one I can dress up as a buxom Irish Colleen. A role I was born into – I have the perfect body for the string pull attachment things – they really help me show off my best, eh, assets. No man will be able to resist – my date will go weak at his knees when he sees me.
I hope he’s a big handsome hunk – I’ve always liked the Irish farm hand look. Big strapping muscles to pull me into his arms, hold me, cuddle me – oh dear, I’m getting all flushed thinking about it. I’m really, really looking forward to this blind date.
A Bunny Tale
What goes around comes back around. Several years ago I was invited to an Easter bunny party and I bought myself this really cute bunny outfit. An all-in-one affair which fitted me everywhere, except my butt.
So that was the end of that party idea. I canceled out and sat at home eating chocolate Easter eggs, just me and my lonely butt. It’s amazing how quickly you forget misery when you get a sugar rush, or two, or three or – I’m embarrassed to say how many.
So, I’ve been invited to another bunny party and I rushed to the closet to try on my poor neglected bunny costume – and it fits! So this year, me and my now seriously shrunken butt are going to a party, and I’m going to celebrate the newfound me. Stand aside world – there’s a new bunny girl in town.
Sammy’s Christmas List
Ho! Ho! Ho! It’s that time of year and I’ve got a special plan to “Sammify” the holidays this year. Max is away, my mom’s on a cruise and I’m determined to check some things off my to-do list before the end of the year rolls around.